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"I want a baby" with BG3 Men

Astarion

(Y/n): Hey, Astarion, I'd like to have a baby.

Astarion: Well, Darling, I could always pick a stray off the street. I'll have one for you by this evening.

(Y/n): That's not funny, I'm serious.

Astarion: So am I.

Gale

(Y/n): Gale, my love~

Gale: Hmm... what do you want now?

(Y/n): Nothing serious, just a baby.

Gale: Nothi— NOTHING SERIOUS? By marlin's beard, you and I both know we aren't ready for that, especially you. As I recall you almost walked of a cliff just the other day, how would either of us manage—

Gale: You're not listing to me, are you?

Gortash

(Y/n): So I was thinking, maybe we should have a baby.

Gortash: Why on earth would you do that? Thinking, I mean, you're one for making terrible decisions amd I'm one of them.

(Y/n): Fair point.

Halsin

(Y/n): Can I ask you somthing?

Halsin: for you my heart, anything.

(Y/n): I think we should have a baby.

Halsin: *Proceeds to pick you up and hoist you over his shoulder.*

Halsin: Let's not waste any time.

Wyll

(Y/n): Hey, I'd really like to have a baby.

Wyll: My dear, once we remove these tadpoles, I'd love nothing more than to marry you and have as many children as you want. You are the woman of my dreams, and I can't see myself having a family with anyone but you.

Arranged marriage/ enemies to lovers trope-Loki x Reader

(This missile is eepy)

(Y/n): Loki can be an ass and a little annoying, but he's a good person, and he's MY husband.

Natasha: He killed 80 people on 2 days.

(Y/n): It was an arranged marriage.

(He's so broody husband that secretly loves your presence material, and it makes me foam at mouth.)

MK Men x Reader; Kiss or Slap

Kenshi Takahaski

Would plant kisses all over your face immediately.

"Kiss or Slap?"

"Is that even a question?" Kenshi raises a brow at the spontaneous question before leaning in and planting several kisses over your cheek and lips.

Johnny Cage

Would pounce on you without even finishing the sentence and smooch you on the spot.

"Kiss–" Johnny lunges into your arms, playfully tackling you onto the sofa, his lips tickling every inch of your skin and neck.

"There's no stopping me now, honey."

Bi Han

Would slap you teasingly. He'd have a little smirk on his face while doing it, too. (Would kiss you later on to make up for it.)

"Hey Bi Han, would you kiss or slap me?" He looked down at you with a judgy glance in his eye.

"Is this some sort of comedic reference to something?"

"Come on, just pick one, please?"

Bi-Han would hesitate but then sigh as he gives in to humour you. He raises his hand and taps your face with his large calloused hand. He'd have a slight grin on his face before walking to continue training.

Tomas Vrbada

Would redden immediately at the question and take a few seconds to answer. Not because he's deciding but because he really wants to kiss you on the cheek.

"Hey Tomas, would you like to kiss me or Slap me?"

"Wait– what? Why would you ask that?" His face had turned so bright red that not even his mask could hid his flustered look.

"Well, I could never slap you so... there's only one option." He mumbles before pulling off his mask and pressing a soft kiss against your cheek.

Kuai Liang

Kiss you softly on the forehead and whisper into your ear saying he could never hurt you.

You'd had a few drinks at madam bo's and as you walk home, you drunkenly ask.

"Mhm, would you kiss or slap me? I don't mind either if I'm being honest."

Kuai Liang would stop mid walk and pull you close to him, his lips pressed onto your forehead before pulling you into his warm embrace.

"I would never harm you, not even as a joke, my love." His soft voice whispering into your ear as the late night breeze brushes past you.

Mk1 men x Multiversal Skirmisher-Reader

Johnny Cage

> So I heard from Liu Kang that you're one of a kind? We have some things in comman.

< You and I must have different definitions of 'one of a kind'.

-

> I'm not like the other Johnny's, I'm better.

< Prove it.

-

> You have to take me on a joyride to another timeline, I'd love to team up with another Cage.

< I can barely keep up with one of you.

Bi Han

> You are mearly an anomaly.

< I am beyond your comprehension, Cryomancer.

-

> You have such power and use it for what? Galloping around like a fool, what a waste of potential.

< The multiverse is better off with someone like me protecting it, not destroying it.

-

< You can still redeem yourself. I've seen you take the right path.

> I make my own path.

Tomas Vrbada

> You're pretty fascinating.

< You're pretty intriguing yourself.

-

< My mission is to try madam bo's cooking in every timeline.

> Then let me recommend the finest.

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> Are you staying for long? I could show you around, if you'd like.

< Your company is most appreciated, Tomas.

Kuai Liang

> You've travelled through many timelines, I must know what you've seen.

< I have many stories to share, soon.

-

> Is there a timeline where Bi Han is good...

< I'm sure there's a timeline where he's better, I only wish it was this one.

-

> You're saying there's a timeline where I'm Sub-Zero? How is this even possible.

< The universe is vast, beyond our comprehension.

Kenshi Takahashi

> Why come here?

< Where you are, I follow.

-

< This isn't really a 1v1.

> I could beat you without Sento.

-

> My ancestors fight beside me.

< Weird way to meet your family, but I'll take it.

Shang Tsung

> I need to get my hands on you, such a fine specimen.

< You're not the first Shang Tsung I've put in his place, and you won't be the last.

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> We could take over the world, I would glady stand by your side.

< I will not be led astray.

-

< You think you can take me?

> In more ways then one, my dear

Liu Kang

> I humbly welcome you to our timeline.

< Thank you, It's an honour to meet you.

-

> We could use an ally like you.

< You can trust me.

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> It must be lonely travelling through timelines as you do, I could...

< Are you offering your company?

MK1 Men x Kitsune/Fox powered Fem!Reader dialogue intro's

Johnny Cage

Johnny: Hey foxy.

(Y/n): You can do better then that Johnny.

-

Johnny: You, me, Friday night, I'll bring the cat ears.

(Y/n): Only if you wear the collar.

Bi-Han

Bi-Han: I hunt vixens like you for pastime.

(Y/n): And here you are, empty handed.

-

Bi-Han: Join the Lin Kuei or I'll make you regret it.

(Y/n): Take a hint.

-

(Y/n): Really? SUB-Zero? SUB?

Bi-Han: I don't have time for your mockery, Vixen.

Kuai Liang

Kuai Liang: I won't let you get away this time little kitsune.

(Y/n): Can you even keep up?

-

(Y/n): Is it me or is it hot in her–

Kuai Liang: You're just as bad as Cage.

Tomas Vrbada

(Y/n): Did you feed Miko?

Tomas: For the third time, I know how to take care of animals.

-

(Y/n): Loser pays for dinner.

Tomas: That's not fair, I'm broke.

Shang Tsung

Shang Tsung: My, my, you look delectable, as always.

(Y/n): And you look like you're upto no good, as always.

-

(Y/n): Why are you the way you are?

Shang Tsung: Perfect, aren't I?

-

Shang Tsung: You stopped writing to me my dear, I'm hurt.

(Y/n): Stop being a homicidal maniac and I'll reconsider.

Cold Nights

Cuddled up and snuggly warm, the cold weather gives Astarion an excuse to wrap his arms around you early on in your 'situation-ship'. His nose borrowed into your neck, and his lips hovered over the mark he left on you when he had his midnight snack. He'd lay with you and listen to your pulse for hours, contemplating all the things you'd done for him, and not ask for anything in return. He'd think you're strange and odd. He'd start going around in circles in his own mind until you'd shuffle in your sleep to hug him back, making him question himself even more.

'Why are they so soft and warm?'

He'd ask himself as his slim fingers run down your arm, as gentle as a feather, to not stir you from your sleep.

You looked so peaceful. He took in every detail of you, your hair, your flushed cheeks, your perfect blemishes, just admiring you.

'Why am I getting so attached? Why do I feel so drawn to them?'

A few nights later you'd notice his mind is elsewhere so you'd decline any late night 'activities', but since your already in his tent you'd just plop down beside him and offer to hold him during the cold night.

"Oh? Do you need a little spoon tonight, my dear?"

His words are playful, but deep down, all he wants desperately is to be held by the one person who treats him like a real person.

Fewling your hands slowly wrap around him, and your chest pressed against his back. He feels like he's in heaven. He feels comfortable, and he's only falling harder than ever.

"This is... nice."

"I didn't think I could feel so at home or whatever that means."

"I honestly don't know what we're even doing, but... I like it, thank you, darling."

Would you be willing to write more Gortash content? Like something post tadpole with him and Durge? The man is honestly my weakness and I love him.

The moment I get through to act 3 on my DUrge playthrough, I will 100% make more Gortash content (and DUrge stuff). I have a bad habit of starting new plathroughs after getting to act 2. 😭

(Our honey boo-boo tyrant)

Hunted

TW: obsessive Astarion

Beware, Astarion may look like beautiful delicate flower, but he is a predator, and you, my dear, are his prey.

Your blood fills him with life, your nectar fills his undead heart, and your touch heals his soul.

"Let's see that pretty little neck of yours, darling."

"God's, you're all mine, and those marks are proof of it."

Astarion can't live without you. You're his lifeline, and he won't ever lose you, no matter how many bodies he leaves in his wake.

If you ever change your mind about the relationship or utter a single world against your bloodthirsty lover, be prepared to be hunted. He'll love to the hope leave your eyes when you realise you cannot escape him, you are forever his.

"Where do you think you're going, my sweet little thing?"

"I could suck the life right out of you at any given moment, drain you like fine wine, but you're more amusing to me alive, don't fret, I'll be gentle."

Expect your nights to be long, he won't let you sleep, not until he's full and satisfied, teasing you endlessly, watching you squirm and moan.

He gets off on your voice, the way you whimper his name if he bites too hard, and how your nails dig into his back from the blend of pleasure and pain overwhelming you.

"Keep singing for me, pet, till everyone in Baldur's Gate knows my name."

Submission

TW: Enver Gortash...

'This man would treat me so badly, and I'd thank him.' Is a comman thought wriggling around in your mind more often than the f*cking tadpole that's haunting you ever since you'd been inflicted with it.

Lord Enver Gortash is the bane of your existence (pun intended).

Your biggest and slu*ttiest weakness.

If he says bark, you wouldn't just bark. You'd get on all fours and act like a feral mutt for him, going the extra mile just to please him.

He constantly reminds you that you're his property, not his equal.

"How's my little pet?"

"Has my bird done as I requested?"

"Don't disappoint me little one."

All his 'nicknames' have an undertone of possessiveness to them, and yet they still manage to make your stomach flip every time he utters them.

You didn't fall for him and expect him to be gentle, right? You didn't go head first thinking you could fix him, right? Because that'd be f*cking stupid.

"Get on your knees and make yourself useful, I have a conference soon and I don't want to be late."

Gortash is selfish, manipulative and cruel, he wouldn't change that for you, you're just a little bird he keeps caged up, a toy for his pleasure, and he knows you love and devote yourself to him, and him alone.

"Look at me when I talk to you. Your eyes should always be on me. Nothing else matters."

《 ACT 2 & (slight) 3 Spoliers 》

Corruption

TW : Enver Gortash...

Enver Gortash would have no shame as he lusts over you, a fierce foe who took down Ketheric Thorm, lifted the shadow curse, saving lives left and right, so adoarbly heroic. All he could think about was purging that mind, that pure innocent mind, yearning to use you like a puppet in his diabolical schemes.

"Imagine all the carnage we could cause together, the power I– the power WE could attaine."

A real shame you had a sense of morality, but maybe you could still be misguided, maybe if he poked and proded you in the right places he could show you a whole new world, his world.

He could see a flicker of darkness in your beautiful eyes. Everyone had it, and no one was perfectly good.

"You feel it too, don't you? Don't be ashamed, you know I'd accept you for who you truly are, my dear."